Description

The laugh out loud adult comedy written by Diona Doherty and Sean Hegarty.

Gavin returns home from University for Christmas to house-sit for his posh parents on the Malone Road, while they’re off holidaying in the Maldives (of course they are!)

Home alone and lonely over the festive season, Gavin invites two cold callers in from the doorstep for a natter but it soon becomes clear that these pretend preachers have only one thing on their minds- robbing the hell out of Gavin’s fancy gaff. In a bid to protect his house whilst also trying to make it as a stand-up comedian, Gavin must catch these baddies the only way he knows how to…. with the help of someone else!

Will the baddies get away with Gavin’s mum’s colonic irrigation pump? Is East 17’s Stay Another Day really a Christmas song? Find out in Home Malone, a laugh out loud adult comedy, only in the Grand Opera House this Christmas.

Produced by Cheesy Grin Productions

Cast: Caroline Curran, Patrick Buchanan, Patrick Mc Brearty

Director: Patrick J. O’Reilly

Written by: Diona Doherty and Sean Hegarty

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Please note:

The Northern Ireland Executive removed social distancing restrictions for theatres in September 2021, and they have been operating at full capacity since then.

If you or a member of your party are displaying Covid symptoms or are required to self-isolate, please do not come to the Theatre. All tickets in your booking will be exchanged or a credit note given, as long as you let them know before 11am on the day of the performance.

They keep their Covid-secure measures under regular review and will update their procedures in line with any new guidance or requirement issued by local or central government.

Tickets & Pricing
  • Tickets £22.50
Wed, 07 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Thu, 08 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Fri, 09 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Fri, 09 Dec 2022 9:00 - 10:10pm
Sat, 10 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Sat, 10 Dec 2022 9:00 - 10:10pm
Sun, 11 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Sun, 11 Dec 2022 9:00 - 10:10pm
Tue, 13 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Wed, 14 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Thu, 15 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Fri, 16 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Fri, 16 Dec 2022 9:00 - 10:10pm
Sat, 17 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Sat, 17 Dec 2022 9:00 - 10:10pm
Sun, 18 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Sun, 18 Dec 2022 9:00 - 10:10pm
Tue, 20 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Wed, 21 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Thu, 22 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Fri, 23 Dec 2022 7:00 - 8:10pm
Fri, 23 Dec 2022 9:00 - 10:10pm
Sat, 24 Dec 2022 1:30 - 2:40pm
Sat, 24 Dec 2022 5:30 - 6:40pm

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  • Great Victoria Street
  • Belfast
  • Antrim
  • BT2 7HR

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